Thursday, October 23, 2014

critique

This is my thing



Also the person i was supposed to critique Allie Hendrixson was not here

Thursday, October 16, 2014

SUPER AWESOME PICTURE ROUNDUP!


This is from a tutorial i pulled off the internet


This is one of the tutorials from Lawler's bloggy blog


This one is trees


This is an inspirational poster


This is from a tutorial on how to make a meme picture



This is from how to make an Obama poster

More on the way!







Nothing is working


This is Ren & Stimpy, it was a funny cartoon

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Critique stuff



This is Jonathan Toews. He is the captain of The Chicago Blackhawks. I made an Obama poster with his face. That is all

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Critique me


Uh this is Martin St.Louis. He is currently playing hockey for The New York Rangers. He is good at hockey. He won The Stanley Cup


Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Poster and Critique me!


GRRR! IMA SKELETON MAN AND I WANT YOU TO GO TO DESIGN FEST AND SEE ZACHARY ROSENBAUM'S ART CRAP! 

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Ima Snitch

Jasmine Betance did not post her picture. I am a Snitch and i'm going to Hell :p

Critique


This is Martin St.Louis. He used to play for The Tampa Bay Lightning, now he doesn't. I made this in Adobe, that is all 

Friday, September 12, 2014

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Critique Me


Patrick Roy was a great goaltender.

This is my picture of Patrick Roy, it is a simplistic style and i use as little detail as possible to show the picture 

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Music Monday today


Let's have a name that sounds really ironic at first, but than sounds really annoying every time you hear it

Friday, September 5, 2014

Red


Here is that red thing i was supposed to do and i didn't. This guy is red. The end

THE GREATEST HOCKEY PLAYER WHO EVER LIVED



YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/170467719.jpg?w=1500



Thursday, September 4, 2014

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Friday, August 29, 2014

Chinchilla


God what the hell is this thing? What unholy creature created this insult to Jesus

Monday, August 25, 2014

Monday Artist


Foo Fighters are a great band. Dave Grohl is like if Jesus knew how to play every single instrument ever

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Introduction

Wut up person.

My Name is Zachary Esquire.

In High School i have taken 2 art classes and i'm currently taking 2 (AP and Commercial Art)

When i get out of High School i plan on being a rich mother trucker who lives in a castle and drinks goblets of gold

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Nature Stuff


You getting all this nature right now Lawler? You'd better, BECAUSE YOU'RE ON SCARE TACTICS

Monday, April 7, 2014

Mamoryz

My favorite memory is when i shot Ronald Reagan to get Jodie Foster to notice me

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Critique is smelly


This is a picture i made of my friend sleeping in class because he is a role model. His name is on the right and my signature is on the left. Uh, that's all i have to say

Monday, March 31, 2014

Future plans

Make money and don't have kids. I'm not making the same mistake as Lawler

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Comic book cover



This is my Comic book cover for my comedy comic book franchise called Midway. The comic book cover is a parody of a Batman comic book cover


I used a gradient to make the background look like a lightning strike. The character on the cover totally isn't flipping the bird, it's his index finger because he is saying that Lawler is the number one art teacher in the history of ever.

Critique stuff


This is an old picture i made last semester. It was made in photoshop. That is all, #Romney2016

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Hockey



YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!




YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!







NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Monday, March 10, 2014

Favorite place i have been

My favorite place is Hell Michigan 
This is a actual place, look it up Lawler you smelly dead llama

Friday, March 7, 2014

Blu Grn


Lie, lie to my face
Tell me it ain't nothing
That's what I wanna hear


Take the lie to the grave
That's what an old friend told me
Look what it did for him


The truth hurts so bad
Wouldn't you say? So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss
Then I'm in heaven now


Run, you'll never escape
You'll see you go nowhere
Based on who you appear


Broke, laid to waste
Turn into sweet nothings
Kiss you goodbye


The truth hurts so bad
Wouldn't you say? So why tell it?
If ignorance is bliss
Then I'm in heaven now


Keep going over and over again
To never ending places I've never been
No one's catching on, calling my bluff
The Devil made me holier than every man


What'd you do? Say it with a smile
Boy, making us all forget
What'd you do? Say it with a smile
Boy, making us all forget
Making us all forget, making us all forget

Those lyrics have nothing to do with Blue Green



Thursday, March 6, 2014

Critique stuff

BAM MAGIC! This is my 3-D vector picture, it is a thing. That is all i have to say. Go Blackhawks

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

pappies

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This is gay


Monday, March 3, 2014

Favorite shoes

Mah favorite shoes are garbage bags that you tie around your feet because you're too cool to buy actual shoes

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Character Bio Sheet


Bam, this is my character named Blake. He has orange hair and he has a super interesting bio page. READ IT!!!!!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Softball is for lamers

Softball is gay so hear is a better thing. The 2013-2014 Blackhawks, the best NHL team ever!